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A nurse should monitor
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for which side effect
of antiplateiet medication?
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A, drop in blood pressure. B, hot flashes.
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C, bloody stools. D, blurred vision.
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Blood pressure.
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C, bloody stools.
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Antiplatelet, bloody stools.
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♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools a'
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♪ Bloody stools, bloody stools I
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♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools
Oh, the doo-dah day a'
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♪ Oh, the doo-dah day
Oh, the doo-dah day s'
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♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools a'
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Watch some sports like real men.
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This has 1O times the emotion
of your football.
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It's ridiculous.
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Hey. Sorry, some surfer gave me wet money.
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Well, here are your deliveries.
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Oh, and I would save 650 Cypress for last.
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Canadian bacon
and pineapple? No. Ew.
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Hey, he's cute, and you might have fun.
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I don't have time for fun.
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Well, then you're doing it wrong.
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Add it to the list.
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It's not ridiculous.
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These stories come from real life.
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Crazy things happen all the time.
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Come on, back me up on this.
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I don't watch this shit.
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I don't even hear it.
It's like working at my abuela's.
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Huh.
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When suctioning mucus
from a patient's lung,
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which action completes the procedure...
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Hey, girls, come on, let's go!
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- Hey, Mom!
- Hi, Mom!
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Move! We gotta go!
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Really, Mom? The sign?
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Be embarrassed in the car, okay?
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I've got eight minutes to get
these pizzas across town. Move!
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How was school?
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- Fine.
- Oh, don't tip 'em.
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Change of plans, sir.
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We're just having
some minor mechanical issues.
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We'll dock at the nearest harbor
for some repairs
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and I'll arrange to have
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the carpets professionally cleaned.
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Don't need to know how
the sausage is made, Colin!
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Absolutely right, sir.
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- Papa. Papa.
- Mm-hmm.
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When swabbing fecal matter,
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a nurse should take which
of the following precautions...
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- Bye, Mom!
- See ya, Mom!
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All right,
listen to your grandma, okay?
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Hi, Grandma!
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And, hey, I want you
to take a bath, Olivia!
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- Use soap.
- Okay.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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Remember how I sang that song from Les Mis
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at the Saint James talent show
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and everyone said I was amazing?
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Okay, Mom, can you just
type this up in an e-mail,
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because I'm gonna be late
for my other job.
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Turns out, a producer
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from the Eugene Senior Theater
touring company was there.
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He had tears.
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Anyway, one of their leads
fell in the shower,
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and they want me to step in.
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What? When is this all
supposed to be happening?
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I'm leaving tonight.
They're already in tech.
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No! Mom, my nursing exam
is in less than a month
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and you agreed to help.
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I'm 72. If I don't follow
my dreams now, when will I?
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Never, Mom!
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The whole reason we moved here
is so I could study more.
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I already failed the exam once.
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No, don't guilt me.
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You're not the only one
with a dead husband.
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Dad's not dead, you're divorced!
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Oh, and I'm gonna need you
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to take care of Fiona.
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The kennel won't take her.
She has crate anxiety.
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You can't possibly be this selfish.
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I'm sorry, honey,
but the theater is calling me.
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Oh! Literally. They need my dress size.
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Hi, there. Normally a zero,
but a two if I'm bloated.
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Good night.
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Hey, don't stay up too late.
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Oh, God.
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Holy crap.
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Here we are.
I'll be around if you need me.
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Here we are.
I'll be around if you need me.
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Here we are.
I'll be around if you need me.
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Guess where I am?
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Some dude's yacht.
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You little tramp.
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- I'm cleaning the carpets.
- Oh.
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Oh, my God. Theresa,
look at this bathroom.
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God, I could live in here!
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Oh.
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And they have candy.
Who has candy in the bathroom?
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That's not candy.
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Yeah, because nobody has candy
in the bathroom.
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- Oh, God.
Because it's a bathroom!
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Okay, come on, show me more.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Is that the guy? Is he married? He's cute.
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And that's not even
a very good picture. Hello, Theresa!
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- Oh, God.
m
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By the way, she's single and horny.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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I'll get out of here.
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No, no, no. I should get up. Busy day.
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I've got a lot of... Whew!
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Really nothing to do.
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Colin, I'm ready for my Bloody Mary. Yeah.
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Mostly Mary. Yeah.
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Well, now you know.
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I'm a grown man with a tattoo on his butt.
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Is that Speedy Gonzales?
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Do you know another cartoon mouse
with a sombrero?
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I hate the pussycat.
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Let me guess, you were, uh,
a little tipsy when you got that?
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Not at all.
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I love Speedy. He's fast, he's charming.
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He's Mexican.
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He outsmarts the pussycat
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and brings delicious cheese to his people.
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And he's just fun to look at.
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My name is Leonardo.
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Kate. Sullivan.
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You're very attractive
for a carpet cleaning lady.
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Yeah.
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Although you maybe could do
something with your hair.
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Yeah...
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No, well, no, that's not it.
It's your face.
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Yeah. I mean, it's good.
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I wanna like it, it's just...
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somehow less than the sum of its parts.
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What animal do people say you look like?
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Apologies, sir, I thought
you were up and about already.
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Ah, finally. It's about time.
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Um, have Chef Gerard
prepare breakfast, then fire him.
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Of course, but perhaps
we could give him a few weeks' notice.
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His wife's expecting.
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But his food is boring.
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Absolutely.
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There you are, sleepyhead. Hi.
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Well, this is awkward.
We're wearing the same thing.
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'Boop! Boop!
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Lead the way, girls!
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Okay.
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Boop'. Boom!
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Boom!
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Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna need the room.
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- Excuse me, Captain?
- Yeah.
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Checked the engine, you're in luck.
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It's just the anti-siphon valve.
No problem.
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I was just telling him
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that I was right, and that he's a dumb-ass.
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Say, how'd this dude
make all his money, anyway?
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He didn't.
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His family owns the largest
building supply company in the world.
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Now this is what he does all day.
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Now this is what he does all day.
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Chicken fight?
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Leonardo...
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All right. Here's my info.
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If you're ever in Norway, look me up.
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The summers are insane.
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That's happening, Oddvar.
That's definitely happening.
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Hi. Excuse me,
I was told to clean in there.
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Something about a glitter bomb?
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Is that gonna disturb you?
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No, not at all.
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Hmm. I'm craving something. What is it?
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Excuse me, are you talking to me?
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Sweet, but not too sweet. Hmm.
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Is it mango? I'm pretty sure it's mango.
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No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya.
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No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya.
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No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya.
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IS it papaya?
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I would have no way of knowing that.
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Of course.
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Could you be a doll
and get me a little of both? Hmm?
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You know I was just hired
to do carpets, right?
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I don't see why that should prevent you
from getting me a little snack.
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Don't you have, like, 10,000 other people
to do that for you?
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Yeah. But you're right here.
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Okay, I'm sorry,
but I really have to finish up
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so I can pick my girls up from school.
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Shh.
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Perhaps
you don't know who I am.
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I know exactly who you are.
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You showed me your ass
and did a number on my self-esteem.
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Then why don't I have my fruit?
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Beats me. But I'm not getting it.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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You're fired.
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For not getting you a mango?
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Or a papaya-
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Okay, you know what? That's fine.
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Just pay me and I'll be on my way.
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I'm not paying you or
the "We Care Carpet and Fabric Company."
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Dude, you have a toilet in there
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that costs more than I make in a year.
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You hired me to do a job.
I did it. You're paying me.
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Nope.
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Mr. Montenegro,
ready to ship out when you are.
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Great! Push off. The Pacific awaits.
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Good bye, Kate.
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You are a horrible person.
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A first-class asshole!
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"A first-class asshole."
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You're no charmer yourself.
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Oh, whoa! That stung.
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You selfish, condescending prick!
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I bet you haven't worked a single day
in your entire self-absorbed life.
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And to think I was this, this close,
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to inviting you to join us in the Jacuzzi.
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There isn't enough penicillin
in the world!
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No, no, wait. No, no, no.
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No. Don't untie the boat.
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Excuse me, wait. Excuse me!
Captain! I'm still on board.
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Don't leave yet!
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Women adore me.
I'm charming and fit and disease-free.
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Oh, grow up.
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You are a vain, empty little man
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who'd be nothing
without his daddy's money.
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Oh, no!
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You gotta be kidding me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.
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Better jump off.
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No. No. I am not going anywhere
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until you or one of your butlers
or bimbos writes me a check.
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Fine. Next stop, San Francisco.
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Fine. I'll be a pain in your ass
for the next 12 hours.
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I guess I didn't think this through.
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No, you didn't.
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I can't believe you're making me do this.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Wait! My equipment.
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Oh, of course.
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Here you are.
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No! No, no, no! It's very expensive! No!
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Oh!
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Wait. I forgot something. Your bucket.
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- Fetch.
- No!
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And just so you know,
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my life is not empty! Hmm?
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Everyone wants my life
because it's meaningful.
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I hate you!
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Good bye.
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Oh, God.
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And now I owe the cleaning company $3,000
for a new machine!
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And they fired me. He is the devil.
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Whoa, who's the devil?
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- Leonardo Montenegro.
- Who's that?
256
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,419
Says here he's the son
of the third richest man in the world.
257
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,006
A Latino? Hell, yeah.
Mi gente, babe, showin' up.
258
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,716
Hey! Those are for the crew,
right? Not their boss?
259
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,472
What are you talking about?
I lost eight pounds.
260
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,303
Pretty soon I'm gonna be
breaking out my skinny shirts.
261
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,980
I love when he dances.
262
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,482
Bring back the Hasselbeck.
263
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,063
You know what I got
in my bank account?
264
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,943
Forty-two dollars. I need
to get another job. Like, tonight.
265
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,277
Bobby, are you hiring?
266
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,954
Yeah, sure, if you can haul
giant bags of concrete all day.
267
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,999
We could probably scrape together
a few bucks for you.
268
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,544
Just Benny started college
and somebody bought a boat!
269
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,041
Come on, babe,
we're gonna re-litigate this?
270
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,248
I paid significantly
below market for that boat.
271
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,799
I had to buy it. It was a steal.
272
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,710
Why am I even trying to be a nurse?
273
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,261
I'm gonna be delivering pizzas
274
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,338
and cleaning carpets
for the rest of my life.
275
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,014
Kate, don't say that. Hey, look.
276
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,550
Have a garlic knot.
277
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,012
It makes everything just
a little bit better, I promise.
278
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,347
No, it doesn't.
279
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,935
No? I'll have one.
280
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,534
Moretti plays it
back to midfield,
281
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,114
controlling the pace as always.
282
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,431
Oops.
283
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,634
Give me a second.
Don't turn off.
284
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,896
My condom drawer's empty.
285
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,055
I'll fix this.
286
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,021
The door was wide open,
but Magnusson hesitates...
287
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,321
I've told the man repeatedly,
288
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,239
for the nine minutes
I am having my supper,
289
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,570
I am off the clock.
290
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,862
What am I paying these people for?
291
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:35,865
- I'll be back.
- Okay.
292
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,144
Please be here.
293
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,440
Damn it, I'm relentless.
294
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,787
Hmm.
295
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,516
Yes!
296
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,551
Five!
297
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,075
Whoa!
298
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,249
Help me, somebody!
299
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,826
Help me, please!
300
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,332
Please, anyone, help!
301
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,835
Colin! Help!
302
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,542
- Goal!
- Yeah! Yeah!
303
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,053
Help me!
304
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,508
Help, Captain!
305
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,812
Help! Help, somebody!
306
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:20,988
Rough night, pal?
307
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,006
Hey!
308
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,474
I don't wanna get your hopes up, ma'am,
but we might have found him.
309
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,219
Like I told the officer,
310
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,772
I don't know what day it is.
I don't know where I was born.
311
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,394
I don't even know my own name.
312
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:53,488
I remember nothing except waking up
on a beach with an ass full of sand.
313
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,779
You're a doctor, right?
314
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,981
Well, fix it.
315
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,074
And also...
316
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,655
Can I get a prettier nurse?
317
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,249
She is the pretty one.
318
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,426
Probably caused by acute trauma
to the medial temporal lobe.
319
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,588
Amnesia, really? Is it permanent?
320
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,798
Well, the brain is a tricky thing.
321
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,308
He might get his memory back
in a couple of days
322
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,761
or maybe never at all.
323
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:29,516
But to be honest, we've only had
one case of amnesia here in Elk Cove,
324
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,647
and that was a pretty young woman
back in the '80s.
325
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,820
Fingers crossed, this is your brother.
326
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,782
But this is a beach town.
We do get our share of homeless here.
327
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,532
So what happens if he's just some poor guy
living on the street?
328
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,910
Then he'll be shipped off
to a psychiatric facility up in Salem.
329
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,536
- Oh, my God.
- People get lost up there.
330
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,747
Here we are.
331
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:51,796
And he really remembers nothing?
332
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,088
Not a thing.
333
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,633
For the hundredth time,
I don't want chicken or beef.
334
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:58,718
I want fish.
335
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:03,008
A simple, grilled piece of sea bass.
With a buttery Chardonnay.
336
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,477
That's not my brother.
337
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,395
Do it! Today!
338
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,064
What are you waiting for?
339
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,531
Oh, shit.
340
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,908
Shit! Ow.
341
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,153
Shit!
342
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,204
Shit.
343
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,705
I got two weeks. I am having
a total anxiety attack.
344
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,251
I can't make those girls move again.
345
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,213
Okay, honey, hang on.
I got half a Xanax in my purse.
346
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,710
We're gonna figure this out.
347
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,666
Kate. Look at this.
348
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:41,926
I was searching for a used lawnmower
in The Beachcomber, and look what I found.
349
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,429
Amnesia. Right here in our little town.
350
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,430
I told you this stuff happens
all the time.
351
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,352
Dude has no idea who he is.
352
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,429
Oh, my God.
353
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,766
Oh, my God. That's him.
354
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,065
That's the asshole!
355
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,272
"An unidentified homeless man.
356
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,858
General retrograde amnesia.
357
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,281
There was hope a Mexico City woman
358
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,454
yachting nearby
might be his sister, but..."
359
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,240
That was his sister.
360
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,370
Unbelievable.
361
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,202
I bet she's pretending not to know him
so she can take over the company.
362
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,253
They did that on Amor sin Maquillaje.
363
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:16,838
Okay.
364
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,916
We are going down
to the hospital right now
365
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,125
and getting the money he owes me.
366
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,177
And add a little
for pain and suffering, too.
367
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:25,381
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot.
He treated me like crap.
368
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,841
Yeah, and I need new cleats.
369
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,426
We're all gonna get new cleats!
370
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:29,806
Okay, wait. Hey, Kate?
371
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,728
If he didn't pay you
when he knew who you were,
372
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,772
what makes you think
he's gonna pay you now?
373
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,519
This is so frustrating!
374
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,821
I hate rich people.
They get away with everything.
375
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,773
But you know what? No, not this time.
376
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,575
Because I am not gonna
tell them who he is.
377
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,574
I am just gonna let him rot in there.
378
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,657
Yeah, you could do that,
379
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:54,460
or you can be like them
and take advantage of the situation.
380
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,378
How? How could I do that?
381
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,166
What?
382
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:11,559
State or federal?
383
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,309
All right, hey, girls.
I'm gonna need you to help your mom
384
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,981
dig up some old family photos.
385
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,775
I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box
of his useless skinny clothes,
386
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,445
because I have an idea
that you're gonna hate,
387
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,490
but you're wrong because
it is poetic in its justice.
388
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,361
- Hi.
- Hi.
389
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,618
I'm here to pick up my husband,
the man with amnesia.
390
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,745
Oh. You must be Kate?
391
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,747
Dr. Fletcher was so excited
to get your call.
392
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,290
We all were.
393
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,038
I'll go get him.
394
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,425
Almost forgot.
Here's everything he had with him.
395
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,634
Thank you.
396
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,604
Wait, okay, you're just nervous.
397
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,772
Yeah, really nervous.
398
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,146
This is crazy and probably illegal.
399
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,525
Kate, come on. Where are you going?
400
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,148
Look, do you wanna get evicted?
401
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,357
Of course not.
402
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:10,320
Okay, well, then stick to the script.
We have a plan.
403
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,076
One month until the test.
Bobby will hire him,
404
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,499
and he'll be an extra paycheck,
so you have time to study.
405
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,919
I barely know the guy.
lam not gonna let him move in.
406
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,838
But you're gonna be there, studying.
That's why it's genius.
407
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,757
He'll never have to be alone
with the kids.
408
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:24,674
Come on.
409
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,798
You're doing this for your girls.
410
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,839
I'm doing this for my girls.
411
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:30,889
There you go.
412
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,763
Okay, here, use this.
Bobby won't even notice.
413
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,553
Good news.
414
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,310
Your wife has come to take you home.
415
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:42,902
Finally. It's about time.
416
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,113
What? Wait.
417
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,281
I'm married?
418
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,490
Hi, honey.
419
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,163
I do not recognize this lady.
420
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,413
I was afraid this would happen.
421
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:05,124
Did you bring the materials
we talked about?
422
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:10,053
I know this must be very disorienting,
423
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,382
but here's our marriage license.
424
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:17,057
My name is Leo Sullivan?
425
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,855
Yes. Your great-grandfather...
426
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:24,106
Your great-great-grandfather
Finbar Sullivan
427
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:30,654
emigrated from Ireland
to fight for Mexico in the war of 1846.
428
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:36,159
That's gobbledygook! It can't be true.
429
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:42,537
Honey, we have been married for 15 years.
430
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,792
We have three wonderful daughters.
431
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,671
No, there's no way I have children.
432
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,551
And if I did, they'd be sons.
433
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,219
I'm just saying.
434
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:55,892
I have your passport,
your birth certificate...
435
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:57,267
Oh...
436
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,266
Here's a photo from our honeymoon.
437
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,064
We went to Reno?
438
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,767
Now I know you're lying.
439
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,150
- Leo! Sweetie, stop puzzling.
- I'm puzzling.
440
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:12,278
You and I are Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.
441
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,779
We met in Cancun.
442
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,865
You were a tour guide.
443
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,992
I was working on a cruise ship.
444
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,328
Is any of this ringing a bell?
445
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,205
Nope. Nothing.
446
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,079
We dated every time I docked.
447
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:26,960
We would get frozen yogurt
448
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,963
and watch the sunset
over the Playa Tortugas.
449
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,715
That's where we fell in love.
450
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,841
Sounds like you're a romantic, Leo.
451
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,298
Look, look, look.
452
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,224
I admit there are many things
I've forgotten,
453
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,473
but from the depths of my soul,
454
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,054
I know I'm not married to this woman.
455
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,399
So, unless I see some real proof,
456
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,565
I'm getting a slice of pie
at the cafeteria, hmm?
457
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,735
Good luck, crazy lady.
458
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,367
Wait, wait. Wait. Honey?
459
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,245
I didn't wanna say this,
460
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,243
because I know it embarrasses you.
461
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:05,203
But you have a tattoo of a cartoon mouse
on your right butt cheek.
462
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,745
No, I don't.
463
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,099
You're really my wife?
464
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:22,553
For better or worse, baby.
465
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,632
All right, here we are.
466
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:57,054
I know it doesn't look like much,
but it's full of love.
467
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,231
I'm poor?
468
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,729
Yup.
469
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,572
Come on in.
470
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,494
Oh, Dad!
471
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,198
Daddy! We missed you so much.
472
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,326
I'm so glad you're okay.
473
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:31,709
Emily?
474
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:32,755
Hey.
475
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,925
She's too cool to admit it,
476
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,799
but she was the most worried of all.
477
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,932
I'm sorry,
I don't recognize any of you.
478
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:43,975
Oh, come on.
479
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:49,933
Molly, Olivia, Emily,
your three musketeers?
480
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,066
No.
481
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:54,565
Uh... I've got homework.
482
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,615
How come they don't look like me?
483
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,116
Oh, sweetie...
484
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,994
We had trouble getting pregnant,
485
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:08,041
so we had to use a sperm donor.
486
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:10,577
I'm sterile?
487
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,583
That doesn't change a thing.
488
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,373
You are still their father.
489
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:17,551
You've done everything for this family.
490
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,096
Taken two, even three jobs.
491
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,552
I work?
492
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:24,554
How do you think
we can pay for all of this?
493
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:28,354
I'm afraid to ask,
but what do I do for a living?
494
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,351
Well, before you got laid off,
495
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,398
you were a foreman
at the poultry processing plant.
496
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,851
Luckily, Bobby,
497
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,357
my boss's husband, you met bowling,
498
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,814
gave you a job
at his construction company.
499
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:42,367
It is awful, backbreaking work, I know,
500
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,944
but we are lucky to have it.
501
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,831
I need a drink. Lots of them.
502
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,963
What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?
503
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,961
You had your three-year chip,
504
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,508
but then you relapsed
505
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:01,006
and you ended up on that beach.
506
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:06,054
So what is that? Four days?
You got four days, honey.
507
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,761
- We're still really proud of you.
- Mm-hmm.
508
00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:09,970
I see.
509
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,932
No alcohol. Whatsoever.
510
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,274
Nada.
511
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,689
I need to use the restroom.
512
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,360
I assume it's that room
over there with the toilet.
513
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:23,860
Look at you, babe. It's all coming back!
514
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,161
Boop.
515
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,573
I don't like that.
516
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,246
One more.
517
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,745
Boop, boop!
518
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,432
This can't be my life.
519
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,118
Honey!
520
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,956
- Hey!
- Hi.
521
00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,050
Running low on toilet paper.
522
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,678
Under the sink!
523
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:26,888
Of course.
524
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,679
Yes.
525
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,391
Under the sink, of course.
526
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,480
Please keep my beloved brother
in your prayers
527
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:44,906
as you head back to Mexico.
528
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,534
I'm going to stay here until I find him.
529
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,403
Alive or...
530
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:57,870
Good thoughts, people. Only good thoughts.
531
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,048
I was fat?
532
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:11,304
Um, yeah. You didn't make the best
decisions when you were drinking, honey.
533
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,218
Tomorrow
we're going to Goodwill.
534
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,887
Bobby's skinny clothes are not skinny.
535
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,723
I assume these Seahawks
are some kind of sports team
536
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:18,853
and I'm a big fan,
537
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,058
because most of my clothes
538
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,894
have this godawful
green and blue bird on it.
539
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,106
Football, Dad. It's our thing.
540
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,732
We watch every game together.
541
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,443
Even when I haven't done my homework.
542
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:32,496
Hey. Everyone does their homework,
including me.
543
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,290
And right now I've gotta memorize
protocols for thoracic surgery.
544
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,118
So, Leo, why don't you get dinner started?
545
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:41,710
What? Cook? Me? Cook?
546
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,917
Sweetheart, I know you had a head injury,
547
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,627
but we made a deal.
548
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,797
While I'm studying for my exam,
549
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,722
you keep the house running.
550
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,684
But I don't even know
how to turn on the stove.
551
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,979
Oh! Honey, come on.
552
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,650
Salad, pasta. There's a jar
of sauce in the fridge.
553
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,860
Holy cow.
554
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,317
Ooh, ooh, ooh, uh, pardon me.
555
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,957
Nothing like an icy cold beer
on a warm day.
556
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,919
Mmm, mmm.
557
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,831
Yes.
558
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,783
Ugh!
559
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,860
Is this the sauce we always use?
560
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:56,196
It tastes like red nothing.
561
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,829
And how are you supposed to tell
when the noodles are done?
562
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:00,784
Taste one.
563
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,671
Mmm. Mmm.
564
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,550
Hot, hot, hot!
565
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,566
When's the maid coming?
566
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:28,820
As I'm saying this, I fear I'm the maid.
567
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,653
No one cleans like you do, sweetie.
568
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,660
This is awesome.
569
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,082
Honey?
570
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:44,582
Try not to dilly dally.
We're all super hungry.
571
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,003
I like having a dad around.
572
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,130
He's not your dad, genius.
573
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,303
You agreed to have a good attitude.
574
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,006
And I'll have a great attitude
if you let him babysit,
575
00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,467
so I'm not stuck here
watching these guys all the time.
576
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,269
We went over this.
I don't want him to babysit.
577
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,517
Why does he only get to do your chores?
578
00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:06,600
I wanna go to the pool
like every other kid in my class.
579
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:08,777
I don't care! He's not babysitting.
580
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,024
'Cause you think he's a pervert?
581
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:12,397
Of course not!
582
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,732
What's a pervert?
583
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,155
- Nothing.
- Then can I have one?
584
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,955
No! He's not babysitting. End of story.
585
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:21,997
Good night.
586
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,371
I never get anything.
587
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:31,291
So, is this where the magic happens?
588
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,675
You don't even remember who I am,
589
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,631
and you still wanna have sex with me?
590
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,592
Yes. Very much.
591
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,603
So, basically,
592
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,227
you wanna have sex
with a complete stranger?
593
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,229
Yes. Very much.
594
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,106
All right, big boy.
595
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,694
You know the rules.
596
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:56,108
What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.
597
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,576
I'm not sleeping with you?
598
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,992
You need 3O days clean and sober.
599
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:05,120
You and your sponsor came up with that.
It was your idea, not mine.
600
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,210
What are you saying?
601
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:11,252
- Boop!
- You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?
602
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:14,835
Nope. We tried that last time
and you ended up in the liquor cabinet.
603
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,798
So, where am I sleeping?
604
00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,055
Here you go.
605
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,975
You have a cot and everything.
606
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:28,898
All right,
607
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:32,068
so I'm gonna lock up
the house for the night.
608
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,487
If you need to use the bathroom,
609
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,236
here you go.
610
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,193
I'm a nobody.
611
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:45,290
A poor, sterile, drunk nobody
612
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,292
who has to pee in a bottle.
613
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,335
But you're my nobody.
614
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:53,249
All right, Bobby's picking you up
in the morning, bright and early.
615
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,550
So you need to get some rest, okay?
616
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,469
Oh, and watch out for bears.
617
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,522
Buenos dias.
618
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,944
- Nice shirt.
- Thank you.
619
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,947
- Yeah, don't spill on it.
- Oh.
620
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,699
It's a classic and everything.
621
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:07,956
Seriously, they're hard to find.
622
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:15,330
Okay, everybody.
623
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,665
This is Leo.
624
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,375
Burro. Burrito.
625
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,802
Vito, because he loves The Godfather.
626
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,220
This is my worthless nephew, Jason.
627
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:24,889
We call him Lucky,
because he's lucky to have a job.
628
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:28,013
And 'cause I got hit by lightning.
Twice. For real.
629
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,184
I shouldn't even be here.
630
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,308
Yeah. Gordo was like, "Whoa, shit!"
631
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:33,810
Bro, you don't get to call me that, okay?
632
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,109
And don't be so cocky.
I used to look just like you.
633
00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:38,903
The hair, the abs,
the little bedroom eyes.
634
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,651
You definitely don't get to call me that.
635
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,403
You gotta work for me
at least six months, okay?
636
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,464
Come on,
we got a pool to dig. Let's go.
637
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,053
Hey.
638
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:09,935
Listen, I'm pretty sure
I've never worked construction.
639
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:13,229
So, I might be more suited
for running errands
640
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,602
or maybe some light office work.
641
00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:17,525
I could be the guy who gets the muffins.
642
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,193
Look, I got your back, all right?
643
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,191
- I'll go easy on you.
- Good.
644
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,776
Great.
645
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:31,747
Yo!
646
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,200
Any of this jogging your memory,
Lady Hands?
647
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,047
After this,
I got a real easy job for you.
648
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,750
No, I'm just kidding, bro.
649
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,064
Uh...
650
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,617
No, no, no.
651
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:00,836
Look at this guy.
652
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,756
He's got it all dialed in,
with his espresso machine
653
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,458
and that sweet little peach.
654
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:07,885
That's gonna be me one day.
655
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,588
You can come over whenever you want, bro.
656
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,142
Hey, guys?
657
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:19,055
Can I get you to haul the dirt
on the other side of the house?
658
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,481
I know it's longer,
659
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,729
but Nadia and I are trying
to have a quiet morning.
660
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,441
- Right.
- No speak English.
661
00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:28,990
Sorry. I will talk to Bobby.
662
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:29,987
Sr. Bobby.
663
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:34,700
I love doing that.
664
00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:39,351
Remember, when you're washing
the jersey, cold water.
665
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,351
You listen. Gentle cycle. Okay?
666
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,683
Bueno.
667
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:51,739
Hey, respecting the wash instructions
is the best way to respect the team.
668
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,612
And no reds, they tend to bleed!
669
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,997
Tortured, tired, thirsty.
670
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,210
Hi, honey! How was your first day?
671
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:10,507
Terrible. My body.
672
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:15,092
Pain. Every. Part.
673
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:16,013
Oh.
674
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,515
I was in the car...
675
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,855
And I said, "What?"
676
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:26,399
Do we need to take him to the hospital?
677
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:27,691
- I said, "Bobby..."
- No, no, no.
678
00:45:27,767 --> 00:45:30,520
No. He is fine. He just needs some rest.
679
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:32,355
Rest. Rest.
680
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,156
Oh, that's right.
681
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,233
Dirt is...
682
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,368
You know what? Why don't you
take a few minutes,
683
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,197
before you get started
on all the things you have to do tonight?
684
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,750
What? There's more?
685
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:48,079
I know you're
having trouble remembering,
686
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,789
so I made you a list.
687
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,465
No, no, no.
688
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:54,510
It's physically impossible
for me to get off this couch.
689
00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:57,221
I mean, my legs are no longer functioning.
690
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,139
Look. Look.
691
00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,843
I want, but I can't.
692
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:05,305
And even if I could move...
693
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:09,063
I wouldn't want to do any
of the vile things on this list.
694
00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,983
There's a couple more on the back, too.
695
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,961
I know that guy.
How do I know that guy?
696
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,508
Hey. Do you work at Jiffy Lube?
697
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,016
God, I hope not.
698
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,845
This is gonna drive me crazy.
699
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,289
Is this new sauce? It tastes different.
700
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:14,874
Yeah. I added a few things.
701
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:18,420
Some chopped onion, a little red pepper,
702
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,880
and a pinch of something called cumin.
703
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,217
I couldn't bear another bowl
of that tasteless slop.
704
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,727
I like it. I like it a lot.
705
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,512
It's better, right?
706
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:32,483
I don't know. I feel like we've been
having pasta too much.
707
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,980
Maybe you should mix it up a little.
708
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,021
Okay, I'm gonna take mine up to study.
709
00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:41,572
Hey, after you clean the kitchen,
don't forget it's garbage day.
710
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:51,419
It's entirely clear to me now
why I blocked out my life, Fiona.
711
00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:54,664
It's a hideous existence.
712
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,382
Good night, you guys. I love you.
713
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,838
- Good night, Mom.
- Love you.
714
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:09,179
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Aren't you exhausted?
715
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:12,602
Who would use exhaustion
as an excuse to not make love?
716
00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:15,392
Everybody.
717
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:20,691
To the shed. I know. I know.
It's hard for me, too.
718
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:22,574
Nice work today.
719
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:43,721
Turn it off! Turn it off!
720
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,137
Turn it off!
721
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,023
Yo, I'm gonna post this
on my Snapchat.
722
00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,896
I'm gonna make you a little beaver, bro.
723
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,818
How come
we always get the shit jobs?
724
00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:59,861
Because you're unskilled laborers, oye!
725
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,565
Land of the free, not land
of the free lunch.
726
00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:10,615
Okay. You are a genius.
727
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,041
I got seven hours of sleep last night,
728
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,790
and guess what he's making for dinner?
729
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:18,001
Chicken skewers, coconut rice.
730
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,378
Aw, I want a fake husband.
731
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,506
Thank you. Thank you.
732
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:25,054
I got more studying done this week
than I have in months.
733
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,722
Maybe next time I ask you
to commit a crime,
734
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,049
you won't fight me on it.
735
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,686
Bro, you're lucky
you have amnesia.
736
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,645
I remember when I thought my nephew was
actually gonna do something with his life.
737
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,195
Music is something. I'm an artist.
738
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,614
You're sleeping on my couch, bro.
739
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:10,489
Yeah, well, that tune's gonna change
when I thank you at the Grammys, Gordo.
740
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,911
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
741
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:14,034
You better pick it up, dawg.
You know what I'm saying?
742
00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:16,582
'Cause the Diaz metabolism
slows down around 30.
743
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,459
See this right here?
744
00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,628
It's not gonna
get you on the charts, dawg.
745
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,339
- I got some work I don't feel like doing.
- Why do you even wear that hard hat, man?
746
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,216
"Act like a man."
747
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:22,977
Act like a man.
748
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:31,565
Act like a man!
749
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,624
- See you tomorrow, Bobby.
- Okay, brother.
750
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,669
Hey, remember, don't tell Theresa
about the chicken parm.
751
00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:02,972
Hey.
752
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:04,890
Hey.
753
00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:06,768
I got you something.
754
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:08,606
Frozen yogurt.
755
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:11,564
Like the old days on the Playa.
756
00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:14,275
- What?
- On the Playa Tortugas.
757
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,110
Oh, oh.
758
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:20,372
Right. Yeah, the sunsets.
759
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:23,326
- Yeah.
- Yes. Good times.
760
00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:26,037
I couldn't remember
which flavors we liked,
761
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,793
so I got an assortment.
762
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,174
Thanks. This was...
763
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,335
really nice of you.
764
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,260
I know I haven't been
the easiest to live with lately, but...
765
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,057
I'm gonna try a little harder.
766
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:44,931
I can't promise a lot harder,
but maybe I'll surprise myself.
767
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:49,276
Well, keep doing this.
768
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:52,358
Maybe next time, bring some toppings.
769
00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:55,983
Mmm.
770
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:58,281
Mango. I love mango.
771
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,746
Have I always loved mango?
772
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:03,950
As long as I've known you.
773
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,124
Ah, yes.
774
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,128
When we were young
775
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:10,922
and couldn't keep
our hands off each other.
776
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,052
No.
777
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,223
Okay.
778
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,385
Well... I'll be in my shed.
779
00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,429
Trying to have a good attitude.
780
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,557
Just me and the spiders.
781
00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:29,149
Oh.
782
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,520
Forgot my bathroom.
783
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,196
Whew. Whew!
784
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:24,197
I'm calling
to get a death certificate
785
00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,997
for Leonardo Montenegro.
786
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,996
He died a couple of weeks ago
in a shark attack.
787
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,256
Yes. An attack by a shark fish?
788
00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,295
I think I'm saying that correctly.
789
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:51,397
Montenegro.
790
00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,155
Burro.
791
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,032
Burrito.
792
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,330
Hey! Hey!
793
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,465
- Thanks, Bobby.
- You got it, bro.
794
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,718
- All right.
- Hey!
795
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:29,018
- Hey!
- Hey, sweetie!
796
00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:30,061
Bueno.
797
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:32,689
Oi, remember Hasselbeck.
798
00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:35,267
He's way more mobile
than people give him credit for.
799
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:38,153
Hey.
800
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:42,446
- Why aren't you riding?
- It's no fun with training wheels.
801
00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:46,740
I never taught you to ride a bike?
802
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,823
It's okay. Some dads
can't be around that much.
803
00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:51,283
No, it's not okay.
804
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,912
I'm gonna fix this. Right now.
805
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,373
Let me just put this away. Okay?
806
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:00,968
What are you doing here?
807
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,383
They got us working bankers' hours today.
808
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:04,596
Whatever those are.
809
00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:09,893
So then it's cool if you watch those guys,
so I can go to the pool?
810
00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:11,515
Yeah, sure. Why not?
811
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:13,221
Thanks, Dad.
812
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:16,729
- Hey, Mom.
- You're gonna be blown away.
813
00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:21,238
Modern Senior magazine said
my performance stole the show.
814
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:24,946
And the Saint Jude wellness newsletter
featured me on the cover.
815
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,869
That certainly justifies
leaving me without childcare.
816
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,328
Life's short, Kate.
817
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:30,826
You gotta do what makes you happy.
818
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,328
I don't wanna have regrets
819
00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:34,660
just because I didn't do
what I wanted to do.
820
00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,040
You'll understand someday, honey.
821
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,336
Shit! I gotta go, Mom.
822
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,502
Everyone's looking.
823
00:57:39,581 --> 00:57:41,003
I don't care!
824
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,587
I asked you for one month,
just watch your sisters.
825
00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:47,214
And we don't even know
anything about this guy.
826
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:50,176
Whose fault is that?
I didn't bring him into the house.
827
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:51,635
That's not the point.
828
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,516
And I'll tell you why in two minutes.
829
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:02,604
We're not done talking about this!
830
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:07,276
And because of you, their pizza was cold
and they gave me a lousy tip.
831
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,329
Maybe you got a bad tip
because you run like a duck.
832
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,365
You better hope everything's okay.
833
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:17,040
I hate this. I hate this whole thing.
It's so stupid.
834
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,166
I love the Seahawks! Yeah!
835
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:25,878
Our team just ran the ball
to the finish line.
836
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,178
The end zone. We've been over this.
837
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,382
Oh, right. Touchdown.
838
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,217
It's coming back slowly.
839
00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:34,143
See, Mom, everything's fine. No one died.
840
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:38,858
Oh, and Kate, I got some of the guys
to help me fix that leak in the roof.
841
00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:41,560
And you unpacked the boxes?
842
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:44,146
Oh, yeah, yeah. And I found these pillows.
843
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,898
The couch needed a splash of color.
844
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:49,826
What?
845
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:53,496
"Little by little,
the bird builds its nest." It's French.
846
00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,283
Wait. I speak French.
847
00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:58,709
Why do I speak French?
848
00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:01,254
Uh...
849
00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:04,708
Well, you were a tour guide,
850
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:08,261
and it's well-known
that Parisians love Cancun.
851
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:13,346
For its chips and salsa
and its flamenco dancers.
852
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:17,771
Thanks for humiliating me for nothing.
853
00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:21,976
Hey! Hey, we had a deal,
and you didn't stick to it.
854
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:23,185
You're grounded.
855
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,317
Who cares? I'm basically
a prisoner here anyway!
856
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,649
- For a week!
- Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.
857
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:31,238
Can I talk to you for a sec?
858
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:35,247
Okay, listen, you remember
what it's like to be 13.
859
00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:38,537
I don't, but you probably do.
860
00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:39,914
What are you getting at?
861
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,707
And no phone!
862
00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:44,461
Hey, hey, I just think
maybe you're being...
863
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:46,917
I don't know, a little hard on her.
864
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,843
Don't tell me how to raise my kids.
865
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:51,047
Your kids?
866
00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:52,968
Your kids?
867
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:53,970
Hey. Listen.
868
00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:57,553
Just because those girls
were not conceived with my seed
869
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:00,014
doesn't make me any less
their father or a man.
870
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,350
- Of course not. I just...
- I'm not done.
871
01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:06,187
All I do is work and work
and slave for this family.
872
01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:08,981
I may not have put us
in the lap of luxury,
873
01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:10,236
but I'm a provider.
874
01:00:11,483 --> 01:00:13,702
What you said was a low blow.
875
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:17,827
An unfair and hurtful low blow.
876
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:21,122
- Honey, I...
- Low blow.
877
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,332
I need some air.
878
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:26,540
Leo!
879
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:30,844
Right after I check the score.
880
01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:31,511
And it is good!
881
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:31,594
And it is good!
882
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:33,463
And it is good!
883
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,597
- We lost.
- A stunning win for Arizona.
884
01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:38,802
I hope you're happy-
885
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,976
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
886
01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:44,812
And not because I don't remember, hmm?
887
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,814
Because I don't know.
888
01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:55,236
My name is Leo and I'm an alcoholic.
889
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,116
Hi, Leo.
890
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,823
To be honest, I don't really
remember my drinking days.
891
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:01,749
- Yep.
- Been there.
892
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,668
I got in a fight with my wife tonight.
893
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:07,756
I stood outside a bar for 20 minutes.
894
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,632
I came this close. This...
895
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,548
But... here I am.
896
01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,680
- Keep coming back.
- One day at a time.
897
01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:23,764
♪ Bloody stools
Bloody stools, bloody stools I'
898
01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:26,350
♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools a'
899
01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,570
Holy shit!
900
01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:37,785
Leonardo Montenegro.
901
01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:42,659
Yeah, he was murdered by a shark
in your district several weeks ago.
902
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:43,663
Sorry, ma'am.
903
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:46,120
Haven't had a shark attack
around here in four years.
904
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,125
Really?
905
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:49,832
Don't you have to check
with other police stations?
906
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:51,417
Lady, I promise you,
907
01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,501
if anyone's gonna hear
about a shark attack,
908
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:54,837
it's gonna be me.
909
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:56,929
Good luck to you.
910
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,057
Hmm.
911
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,643
_H6Y-
_HGY-
912
01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:07,773
Um...
913
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,855
Sorry about tonight.
914
01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:12,316
I'm the one who should apologize.
915
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:15,865
No, I really need to keep
my side of the street clean
916
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,783
and, you know,
cultivate an attitude of gratitude.
917
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:25,747
I overreacted. I talked
to Emily and ungrounded her.
918
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:28,294
I'm just so stressed out about this test.
919
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,748
Well, you've been working so hard and...
920
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:32,878
Oh, I got it.
921
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,969
And I've been thinking how I can help.
922
01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,175
So I talked to Theresa
923
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,849
and she's okay with me
picking up a few of your shifts.
924
01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,844
- Really? You'd do that for me?
- Yeah.
925
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:45,144
I'm not being selfless.
926
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,268
I'm just thinking of myself less.
927
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:49,565
You like it with milk, right?
928
01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,313
And a little sugar.
929
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,905
Oh, and I'll take the kids
all day Sunday so you can study.
930
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:58,075
By yourself? I can't let...
931
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:01,744
Actually, that would be amazing.
932
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:02,954
Great.
933
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:06,203
I was also thinking
that I should... Oh! Ah!
934
01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:09,036
Sharp knife. Blood. Blood. Lots of blood.
935
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,166
- All right.
- I do not like blood.
936
01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:12,168
All right, take it easy. You're okay.
937
01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:13,874
- Let me see, let me see.
- Help.
938
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,300
I'm just gonna wash it off.
939
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:17,298
Feeling queasy. Gonna faint.
940
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:18,594
No. You're not gonna faint.
941
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:19,922
- I'm fainting.
- No.
942
01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:20,881
The room is spinning.
943
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,141
All right, let's just
sit you down over here.
944
01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:25,264
How bad is it?
945
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,512
Should I go to the hospital?
Do I need a tourniquet?
946
01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:30,144
Relax. You are
with a trained professional.
947
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,770
- Do I need stitches?
- No.
948
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:33,944
Please help me. I'm bleeding to death.
949
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:36,442
Oh, God! It's really deep.
950
01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:38,732
What the hell are you doing?
951
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,910
Cleaning the cut.
My God, you're such a baby!
952
01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:44,036
I got this.
953
01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:45,659
I took a whole class on it.
954
01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:46,786
Dressing wounds?
955
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,833
Dealing with hysterical patients.
956
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,171
All right.
957
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,173
Okay.
958
01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:08,721
You have a very good bedside manner.
959
01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:12,311
- You think so?
- Yeah.
960
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,063
Sometimes I worry about that.
961
01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,399
No. No, you're a natural.
962
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:22,652
All right. There you go. Good as new.
963
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:32,122
Well, um...
964
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,498
I guess I'll let you study.
965
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:39,296
Thanks for taking such good care of me.
966
01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:44,138
Okay.
967
01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:52,347
Good night.
968
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:54,982
Wait.
969
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:59,567
You can sleep inside.
Downstairs, on the couch.
970
01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:03,905
You've made me very happy.
971
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:42,781
We'll pick you up after the game, hmm?
972
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:45,904
You're welcome!
973
01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:51,740
Why can't we go swimming?
974
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:54,163
We're giving your sister a little space.
975
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:02,633
Too much space.
976
01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:04,798
We're giving her too much space.
977
01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:07,839
Everyone's watching.
978
01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:08,969
I don't care!
979
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,345
I don't have to listen to you.
You're not even my real dad.
980
01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:15,935
What? Your mother told you?
981
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:18,020
Well, I'm still not letting you
throw your life away
982
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:21,103
for some sex-crazed, curly-haired wolf.
983
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:24,652
That boy wants one thing
and one thing only.
984
01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:26,115
He's gay.
985
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,160
Okay. One different thing.
986
01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,495
What are you doing? Why are you crying?
987
01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:36,125
Because I'm miserable.
988
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:37,752
You are?
989
01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:39,045
Yeah.
990
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,463
I mean...
991
01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,667
I was really popular in Portland,
992
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:47,004
and here everyone's on group texts
that I'm not a part of.
993
01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:49,556
And there's this boy
in my Spanish class that I like,
994
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,133
but he doesn't know that I exist.
995
01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:53,765
And he's friends
with the lifeguard here and that's...
996
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,265
Wait, you're taking Spanish?
997
01:06:58,973 --> 01:06:59,815
Muy bien.
998
01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,985
Your pronunciation
is very natural.
999
01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:04,313
I mean, you still need to roll the R's.
1000
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,022
What?
1001
01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:07,607
Say it.
1002
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,567
- You have to... Okay, okay.
- Dad!
1003
01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:11,870
How could he not know you exist?
1004
01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:15,495
You're a beautiful, smart,
thoughtful young woman.
1005
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,538
He'd be lucky to be your boyfriend.
1006
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:20,120
But you're way too young for a boyfriend.
1007
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,955
They'd all be lucky to be your boyfriend.
1008
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,291
Every boy here should beg
to be your boyfriend.
1009
01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:27,260
But I forbid it. I forbid it!
1010
01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:31,215
I know I'm all over the map. It's just...
1011
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:34,096
It's very confusing having a daughter.
1012
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:39,139
I mean, look. I'm not gonna do
anything stupid. All right?
1013
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:46,904
Gracias.
1014
01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,491
Blue 52. Hot route left.
1015
01:07:58,575 --> 01:07:59,872
Hut, hut, hike!
1016
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:08,543
Yes! Yes!
1017
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,469
Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes!
1018
01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:12,968
Go! Go! Go! Yes!
1019
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:17,060
Whoo-hoo!
1020
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,688
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1021
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:24,526
- Go team! Yeah, we did it!
- That's my daughter.
1022
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,102
We know.
1023
01:08:27,812 --> 01:08:29,985
Second touchdown.
1024
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:31,775
We're winning, actually.
1025
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,235
Yeah, we kicked their butts!
1026
01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:36,864
- Thanks for rescuing me.
- Ah.
1027
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,953
My mind was turning into mush.
1028
01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:42,122
Hey. Molly!
1029
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:45,080
When did you learn how to ride
without training wheels?
1030
01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,540
Dad taught me.
1031
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,381
She only fell once.
1032
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,556
Faster! Faster! Faster!
1033
01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:56,549
Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
1034
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,718
Whoo!
1035
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:01,437
So how do I get rid
of a brain freeze?
1036
01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:03,389
- Go like this.
- Like this?
1037
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,521
'Mmm_
1038
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,690
Are you gonna leave us?
1039
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,490
What do you mean?
Of course not. I'm your dad.
1040
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,780
Sometimes dads leave.
1041
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:18,371
Well, I guess maybe they do,
but I'm not going anywhere.
1042
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,032
You're stuck with me.
1043
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:22,500
Thank you.
1044
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:35,047
"A. Sudden weight gain.
B. Abdominal itch.
1045
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,848
C. Bloody stools. D. Light..."
1046
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,642
Bloody stools.
1047
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:06,369
IAY, Papa!
1048
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:19,932
Papa!
1049
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,568
Colin,
were you with Magdalena
1050
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:40,244
when she identified my brother's body?
1051
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:43,198
No, ma'am, she was quite insistent
on handling the matter herself.
1052
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,581
Are you insinuating?
1053
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:45,658
Are you insinuating?
1054
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,119
Should I be insinuating?
1055
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:48,415
Should I be insinuating?
1056
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:50,371
And before you answer that,
remember I'm Scottish.
1057
01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:51,672
I can do this all day long.
1058
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,381
Hey! So, the test?
1059
01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:59,965
There was a couple that I blanked on,
but at least it's over.
1060
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,391
Now I don't have
to keep up this insane lie.
1061
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:05,471
Are you sure you don't wanna wait
a couple of weeks before you tell him?
1062
01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:07,055
I mean, good help is hard to find.
1063
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,641
Yeah, totally. And the guys
are really starting to like him, too.
1064
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:12,443
No. No. Fair is fair.
He has paid his debt.
1065
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:13,895
I have tortured him long enough.
1066
01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:14,820
Okay.
1067
01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:17,407
You're really gonna hate
doing your own laundry again.
1068
01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:19,780
Guys...
1069
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,657
I feel pretty nervous.
1070
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:24,618
I think he's gonna freak out.
1071
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:25,573
Freak out?
1072
01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,250
Kate, you're telling a ditch digger
he's a billionaire, you know.
1073
01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:30,374
I'm pretty sure
he's gonna be okay with it.
1074
01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:31,295
Yeah.
1075
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:36,467
Hey.
1076
01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:37,919
Hey.
1077
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:41,806
Uh, I need to talk to you.
1078
01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:43,224
Yeah. What's up?
1079
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:47,266
I have to confess something,
and I don't know where to start.
1080
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:49,393
Well, whatever it is,
1081
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:50,849
I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
1082
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,235
- It's pretty big.
- Yeah?
1083
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:57,063
And this is gonna sound crazy.
1084
01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:02,277
Maybe funny-crazy or crazy-crazy.
1085
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,993
But I did something terrible.
1086
01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:07,665
Hold that thought.
1087
01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:10,083
Girls!
1088
01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:12,082
Dinner's ready!
1089
01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,590
Yeah. Sit down, please.
1090
01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:25,099
- Be careful, it's hot.
- It smells so good.
1091
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,142
- I hope it tastes good.
- It looks so good.
1092
01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:29,061
Use a spoon. Mmm.
1093
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,351
So...
1094
01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:35,059
What's this awful thing
you need to confess?
1095
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:38,028
'Q.
1096
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,071
Come on, I'm your husband.
You can tell me anything.
1097
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:54,124
I forgot it's our anniversary.
1098
01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:55,830
Really?
1099
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:56,789
Today?
1100
01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:59,007
Happy anniversary!
1101
01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:01,173
We're going out!
1102
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:44,129
You guys are really good.
1103
01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:45,929
Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.
1104
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,558
Fifteen years.
1105
01:13:57,224 --> 01:13:59,443
A lot of couples don't make it that long.
1106
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:01,403
Yeah.
1107
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:03,902
Thanks for sticking with me.
1108
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,369
I know I haven't made things easy.
1109
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,283
- It's pretty out here.
- Beautiful.
1110
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:20,798
Do you know what it means
when a ship honks three times like that?
1111
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:24,427
Someone told me once, but I forgot.
1112
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:26,921
Yes, I do.
1113
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,637
It's based on an old Spanish legend.
1114
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:32,263
Yeah.
1115
01:14:32,343 --> 01:14:34,266
Very romantic, by the way.
1116
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:38,934
You see, there was a poor
housemaid named Catalina.
1117
01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:44,648
She was very pretty and caught the eye
of the colonial governor's son, Arturo.
1118
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:48,360
Okay, wait. You don't remember anything,
yet you remember this?
1119
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:50,319
It's a very famous legend.
1120
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:53,619
- So, they fell in love.
- Of course.
1121
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:55,575
But Arturo's father forbade it.
1122
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:59,496
He couldn't have his only son
running around with a commoner.
1123
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:03,253
So he ordered Arturo to return
to Spain, which he did.
1124
01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:06,923
But not before promising Catalina
1125
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:09,097
he'd come back and signal for her
1126
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:11,890
with three long blasts.
1127
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:14,518
Just like you heard.
1128
01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:18,769
This sounds suspiciously like
one of the shows the kitchen guys watch.
1129
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,067
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Uh-huh.
1130
01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:24,772
Anyway, a year later,
everything went as planned.
1131
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:28,533
She swam out, but the fog was too thick.
1132
01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:31,451
He called out, "Catalina! Catalina!"
1133
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,246
She yelled back, "Arturo! Arturo!"
1134
01:15:34,321 --> 01:15:37,040
And with that, he dove into the water.
1135
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:38,493
They reunited,
1136
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:42,501
and Catalina, who, up until that point
had been resisting him
1137
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:45,459
because of some test she had to study for,
1138
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,966
finally let him kiss her.
1139
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:50,963
Hmm.
1140
01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:52,640
Oh. Now I remember.
1141
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,601
Three honks means a boat's
about to go in reverse.
1142
01:15:57,595 --> 01:15:58,437
Okay.
1143
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,683
Maybe. Factually.
1144
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:02,892
But I...
1145
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:22,453
Was it always this good?
1146
01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:27,216
Every time with you
is like the first time.
1147
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:39,349
Look at this thing. We built it.
1148
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,390
Your first pool, bro.
1149
01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,018
Good job.
1150
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,695
Hey, look at you,
you got working man hands now.
1151
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:49,397
Yeah!
1152
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,857
Yes, I do!
1153
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:04,711
That's good.
1154
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:08,166
Take that play, get off
the block there by Laken Tomlinson.
1155
01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:11,594
This guy will be a defensive MVP
one day, I guarantee you.
1156
01:17:11,669 --> 01:17:13,512
Dad, what's a pervert?
1157
01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:18,016
Um...
1158
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:19,635
Well, uh...
1159
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:21,595
When a man
1160
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,315
has a van...
1161
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:26,942
Kate!
1162
01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:28,856
Molly has a question for you.
1163
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,114
What is taking them so long?
1164
01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:33,361
Would you relax?
1165
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,818
They said they were gonna post
the results after 2:00 p.m.
1166
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:38,279
All right. Halftime. I'm getting lunch.
1167
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,374
Oh, wait. Where's my list?
1168
01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:42,916
Here.
1169
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:45,086
Mmm... Ciao.
1170
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,964
Wait! Hey, I forgot.
1171
01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:50,006
Honey!
1172
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,383
Get coleslaw, okay?
And maybe some potato chips.
1173
01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,678
Okay, got it.
1174
01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:58,849
Write it down. I know you.
You're gonna forget.
1175
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,143
And get cookies. I want cookies.
1176
01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,344
Cookies.
1177
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:05,147
Pen.
1178
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:15,407
Kate!
1179
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:17,951
What's the matter?
1180
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:20,822
I don't know. I was just wondering...
1181
01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:24,701
what the wife
of an infertile man would be doing
1182
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:29,334
with a strip of ribbed,
reservoir-tipped Trojans?
1183
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:31,006
Okay...
1184
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:35,712
This is not what you think. It's nothing.
1185
01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:37,888
Nothing? We made a vow.
1186
01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:40,887
A sacred vow, which I kept, I think.
1187
01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:43,469
And don't assume
I didn't have opportunities,
1188
01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:44,895
because I did.
1189
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,439
Lots and lots of them. Probably.
1190
01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:48,849
This is nuts.
1191
01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:51,193
You know what, I'm glad.
1192
01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:52,485
I'm glad you found these,
1193
01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:55,030
because I have been trying
to think of a way to tell you this.
1194
01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:57,407
You and I...
1195
01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,658
We're not really married.
1196
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,577
Have I not made you happy?
1197
01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:06,500
Yes, but that's not the point.
1198
01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,248
I'm not your wife.
1199
01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:11,831
Those kids in there,
they're not your children.
1200
01:19:11,914 --> 01:19:13,712
Oh, this again.
1201
01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:15,667
Low blow.
1202
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,253
All right, come on. Come on!
1203
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,088
Girls?
1204
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:23,642
Girls, I just told him the truth,
and I want you to tell him, too.
1205
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:28,473
Go ahead, tell him.
1206
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,146
Tell him what?
1207
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:33,394
Tell him he's not your dad.
1208
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:35,025
But he is our dad.
1209
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:37,903
No, no, don't tell him
what I told you to tell him.
1210
01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:40,155
Tell him what really happened. Emily?
1211
01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:42,820
He got drunk and blacked out on the beach.
1212
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:44,701
We were really worried. I couldn't sleep.
1213
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,828
No, damn it! Tell him the truth!
1214
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,955
Don't you speak
to my three musketeers like that.
1215
01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:50,874
I've had it.
1216
01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,382
What do you think you're doing?
1217
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,505
- We like him.
- We want to keep him.
1218
01:19:57,584 --> 01:20:00,337
You can't keep him.
He doesn't belong to you.
1219
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:03,095
He didn't belong to you, either,
but that didn't stop you.
1220
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:05,551
- You know I have my reasons.
- So do we.
1221
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,976
Leo, listen. Look, look, look.
Those condoms aren't Kate's.
1222
01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,056
They're mine.
1223
01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:12,474
Don't cover for her.
1224
01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:14,686
I'm not. She's covering for me.
1225
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,447
Yeah. I'm the one
sleeping with the customers.
1226
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:19,819
Really?
1227
01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:24,036
I have a problem, Leo.
I'm obsessed with sex.
1228
01:20:24,111 --> 01:20:25,328
Come on.
1229
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:27,498
I'm a sex addict! It's a real thing.
1230
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:28,866
What are you talking about?
1231
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,292
Kate! I confessed.
1232
01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:31,789
You don't have to lie for me anymore.
1233
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,496
I can finally get the help I need.
1234
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:35,464
Now, don't worry.
You don't have to tell Bobby.
1235
01:20:35,539 --> 01:20:36,540
I'll tell him.
1236
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:37,883
Do you hate me?
1237
01:20:40,294 --> 01:20:41,386
Of course not.
1238
01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:44,465
I know the flesh is weak.
1239
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,932
Hey, one day at a time. Hmm?
1240
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,387
Yeah, one day at a time.
1241
01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:56,109
I'm so sorry I didn't trust you.
1242
01:20:57,436 --> 01:20:58,813
That really scared me.
1243
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:01,941
It was like my whole life was a lie.
1244
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,446
Come on,
they're back on the field!
1245
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:06,153
Hey. Second half's about to start.
1246
01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:07,362
Mind doing the sandwich run?
1247
01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:11,833
What are you doing?
1248
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:16,459
- I can't keep this up forever.
- Why not?
1249
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:19,462
Okay, look, I know your relationship's
a little unconventional.
1250
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:22,090
But whose isn't?
You guys are good together.
1251
01:21:22,169 --> 01:21:23,512
Stop fighting it.
1252
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:24,843
I'll tell you one thing.
1253
01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:28,677
Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego
is not gonna like being cheated on.
1254
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:30,352
- Kate!
- Shit.
1255
01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:31,561
They told him.
1256
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:35,103
You passed! You're a nurse!
1257
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,281
Congratulations, Mom!
1258
01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:58,289
- Hike!
- Let's do this.
1259
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,182
- Hey, Gordo.
- Hey.
1260
01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:09,133
You okay?
1261
01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:10,809
Huh? Oh.
1262
01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:13,228
Yeah, well, you know, I've been better.
1263
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:14,395
Yeah.
1264
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:15,939
But this is the wake-up call we needed.
1265
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,733
I wasn't as attentive to her needs
as I should have been.
1266
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:21,562
You know, I can be
emotionally remote, bro.
1267
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,774
We're starting couples therapy.
1268
01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,279
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
1269
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,411
Just, whatever you do, you know, don't...
1270
01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:33,115
I'm sorry, take Kate
for granted. Because...
1271
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,249
Look, I know we can be a little machista.
1272
01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:39,705
- It's our way. Yeah.
- You know?
1273
01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:43,418
But your vulnerability
and honesty really touches me.
1274
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,298
You owe me.
1275
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:51,054
I know.
1276
01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:53,635
Oh, yeah, this is a Christmas card.
1277
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:55,638
Oh, God, it's cold!
1278
01:22:55,721 --> 01:22:57,439
I got you! Whoo!
1279
01:22:57,514 --> 01:22:59,642
That's him.
The chicken fight guy.
1280
01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:05,833
Hold the ashes! Sorry, sorry.
1281
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:08,760
This was taken 2O minutes ago.
1282
01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:10,754
- Leonardo?
- What?
1283
01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:11,759
[Es Leonardo!
1284
01:24:24,643 --> 01:24:26,270
Hey, you guys! You guys!
1285
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:31,025
Before I cut the cake, I just want to
thank you all for being here.
1286
01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:34,115
I could not have passed
the test without you all.
1287
01:24:34,194 --> 01:24:36,413
Nurse Kate!
1288
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:38,077
Especially you, Leo.
1289
01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:40,034
He cooked, he cleaned.
1290
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:43,041
He worked two jobs, he kept me laughing.
1291
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,463
And if you haven't tried
the empanadas yet,
1292
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:46,336
they are delicious. He made them.
1293
01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:47,257
They're gone!
1294
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,170
What, babe?
1295
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:52,345
They're delicious, bro.
1296
01:24:58,635 --> 01:25:00,057
Wait, wait, wait.
1297
01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:01,563
Wait, wait, wait.
1298
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:03,185
I want to say something, too.
1299
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:05,233
I mean, look at this face.
1300
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:07,027
- Look at this face.
- Oh!
1301
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:09,571
Isn't this the most beautiful face
you've ever seen?
1302
01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:11,444
Second. Second most beautiful.
1303
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,489
She's too good for you!
1304
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:20,951
And also, I don't remember
the first time I did this,
1305
01:25:22,326 --> 01:25:23,703
and that doesn't feel right.
1306
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,455
So, Kate,
1307
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:29,882
will you marry me again?
1308
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,960
''HOIy crap,
1309
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:34,300
Yeah.
1310
01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:37,174
Yes! Yes, I will!
1311
01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:39,430
She said yes! She said yes!
1312
01:25:40,927 --> 01:25:42,270
That's what I'm talking about, Leo!
1313
01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:43,188
Go, Mom!
1314
01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:44,810
That's what
I'm talking about, bro!
1315
01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:46,771
That's my boy right there.
1316
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,107
Okay, that's love, baby.
1317
01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:53,236
"'And now, gentlemen,' said d'Artagnan,
without stopping to explain his conduct,
1318
01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:55,613
'all for one, and one for all.
1319
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,241
That is our motto, is it not?
1320
01:25:58,695 --> 01:25:59,912
But still, look here..."'
1321
01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:45,409
Wow.
1322
01:26:45,492 --> 01:26:46,835
Whose fancy car is that?
1323
01:26:46,910 --> 01:26:48,378
That's so cool.
1324
01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:07,271
Hey, Papi!
1325
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:08,853
Sofia!
1326
01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:10,271
Hi, Magda!
1327
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:12,232
Let me just drop this in the house.
1328
01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:37,757
Papi.
1329
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,429
Sofia.
1330
01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:42,178
Magda.
1331
01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:44,718
Oh, my God, I remember.
1332
01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:48,017
I'm Leonardo Montenegro.
1333
01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:50,849
Kate!
1334
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:52,438
I'm cured!
1335
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,570
The doctor said my memory
could come back suddenly,
1336
01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:56,737
and he was right.
1337
01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:59,783
I mean, I saw Papi...
1338
01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,702
I walked past him into the house and poof!
1339
01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:05,076
It came back!
1340
01:28:05,155 --> 01:28:07,704
Honey, ask me anything.
1341
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:10,832
Ask me about my childhood in Mexico City.
1342
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:13,289
About my car collection.
1343
01:28:13,371 --> 01:28:14,873
About my money.
1344
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,376
Money. I have money!
1345
01:28:18,418 --> 01:28:21,592
Lots and lots of money.
1346
01:28:21,671 --> 01:28:23,924
This is the happiest day of my life!
1347
01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:27,810
Wait.
1348
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,524
You're not my wife.
1349
01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:37,479
Why would you make me think...
1350
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,942
Why would you do that to me?
1351
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:46,613
I know why.
1352
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:54,205
You're that awful carpet cleaner lady
who hates me.
1353
01:28:57,290 --> 01:28:58,257
And...
1354
01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:02,129
And these are your kids
1355
01:29:02,546 --> 01:29:04,594
and you made me believe...
1356
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:07,809
Oh, God.
1357
01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:10,599
Oh, God.
1358
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:13,644
You tricked me.
1359
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:16,477
You used me.
1360
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:19,108
- Leo...
- No, no, no.
1361
01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:20,654
My name is not Leo.
1362
01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,153
It's Leonardo.
1363
01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:26,620
And I don't belong with you.
1364
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,167
And I don't belong with them.
1365
01:29:41,251 --> 01:29:42,298
I'll get my things.
1366
01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:13,370
There's nothing in there that's mine.
1367
01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:18,922
For what it's worth...
1368
01:30:20,290 --> 01:30:21,382
I'm sorry.
1369
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,422
And...
1370
01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:25,962
And thank you.
1371
01:30:39,225 --> 01:30:40,192
Hey.
1372
01:30:57,327 --> 01:30:58,249
Girls.
1373
01:30:58,536 --> 01:30:59,458
Don't go!
1374
01:30:59,871 --> 01:31:02,374
Dad! Dad! Don't go.
1375
01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,585
Dad! Dad!
1376
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:05,794
Dad!
1377
01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:07,758
Dad!
1378
01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:09,965
No! Don't go, don't go!
1379
01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:11,265
Wait, no.
1380
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:17,229
Daddy!
1381
01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:20,183
Daddy, wait!
1382
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:06,570
Welcome back, sir.
1383
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,565
Your funeral was lovely, by the way.
1384
01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:20,081
I liked Dad's sauce better.
1385
01:32:20,994 --> 01:32:22,837
Sweetie, you know
he was never really your dad.
1386
01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:24,710
You should have tried to stop him.
1387
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,087
What was I gonna say?
1388
01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:29,924
I lied to him.
I basically kidnapped the man.
1389
01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:33,598
So what? You're obviously
totally in love with him.
1390
01:32:34,549 --> 01:32:35,766
What does it matter now?
1391
01:32:36,092 --> 01:32:37,560
He's back to his old life,
1392
01:32:37,635 --> 01:32:41,390
with his servants and supermodels.
1393
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,521
It's over.
1394
01:32:45,018 --> 01:32:48,272
Now finish up, 'cause
Grandma can't wait to see you.
1395
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:06,608
No, I don't drink.
1396
01:34:10,019 --> 01:34:13,398
Wait, wait. I do drink.
1397
01:34:14,357 --> 01:34:15,233
Fill her up, Colin!
1398
01:34:15,316 --> 01:34:17,034
Yes, that was definitely
my recollection, sir.
1399
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,745
- Give me the bottle.
- Ah, what was I thinking?
1400
01:34:25,618 --> 01:34:27,541
♪ Three little maids from school are we a'
1401
01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:32,467
♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee I'
1402
01:34:32,542 --> 01:34:33,919
♪ Three little maids from school a'
1403
01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:36,130
♪ Everything is a source of fun r
1404
01:34:38,214 --> 01:34:40,342
♪ Nobody's safe, for we care for none! ♪
1405
01:34:40,550 --> 01:34:42,177
This is horrifying.
1406
01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:44,604
♪ Life is a joke that's just begun! ♪
1407
01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:48,478
Why is she doing this?
1408
01:34:50,101 --> 01:34:53,275
Because life's short, and you
don't wanna have regrets.
1409
01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:55,740
♪ Three little maids from school a'
1410
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:01,158
Come on. We're getting Leo.
1411
01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:02,113
Yay!
1412
01:35:02,530 --> 01:35:04,703
Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us.
1413
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:06,326
Where are you going?
1414
01:35:06,409 --> 01:35:07,752
I'll call you. Yes, yes, yes!
1415
01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:11,672
Hurry up, we gotta catch him.
1416
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:21,800
Sir, you should have called me.
I'd have gotten that for you.
1417
01:35:21,883 --> 01:35:23,635
You know, it's funny.
1418
01:35:24,385 --> 01:35:26,479
I've had this boat for 10 years,
1419
01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:29,103
and I don't think
I ever stepped foot in here.
1420
01:35:29,474 --> 01:35:32,648
Well, that's because you have people
to take care of everything for you.
1421
01:35:33,186 --> 01:35:36,190
You know, when I was working construction,
1422
01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:39,109
I hated rich assholes like me.
1423
01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:40,409
Hmm.
1424
01:35:40,485 --> 01:35:43,329
Did you hate me, Colin? You can be honest.
1425
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:46,078
Well. If I may remind you, sir,
1426
01:35:46,157 --> 01:35:49,127
the reason I got this job
was because the last steward was honest.
1427
01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,500
Eh.
1428
01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:54,795
Can I confess something?
1429
01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:56,258
Hmm.
1430
01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:01,135
I'm not exactly sure
where I fit in anymore.
1431
01:36:02,048 --> 01:36:03,220
Is that crazy?
1432
01:36:05,385 --> 01:36:08,434
Most of us only know the world
that we're born into.
1433
01:36:10,390 --> 01:36:13,610
You've had the privilege of seeing life
from an entirely different perspective.
1434
01:36:14,894 --> 01:36:16,020
Yeah, I did.
1435
01:36:16,938 --> 01:36:18,360
And it sucked, didn't it?
1436
01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:27,248
What's up, Kate?
1437
01:36:27,323 --> 01:36:29,200
Bobby, we need your boat!
1438
01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:32,666
You hear that? She needs my boat.
1439
01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:34,088
She needs it.
1440
01:37:46,486 --> 01:37:48,739
"There was hope
a Mexico City woman
1441
01:37:48,821 --> 01:37:51,825
yachting nearby might be his sister."
1442
01:37:59,916 --> 01:38:01,042
Please...
1443
01:38:20,186 --> 01:38:21,062
Three.
1444
01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:24,403
Three! That's Kate!
1445
01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:26,405
That's Kate.
1446
01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:28,945
Leonardo.
1447
01:38:29,028 --> 01:38:30,530
Move away, Captain.
1448
01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:44,385
Arturo! Arturo!
1449
01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:48,177
Catalina! Catalina!
1450
01:38:52,802 --> 01:38:54,975
- They're turning!
- Mom! Mom! Mom!
1451
01:38:55,721 --> 01:38:57,940
They're turning around.
Why are they turning around?
1452
01:38:58,015 --> 01:38:59,608
- I don't know.
- Bobby, do something.
1453
01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:00,901
No, no, no!
1454
01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:03,355
Papa! Papa!
1455
01:39:13,865 --> 01:39:15,333
Come on, come on,
we're losing them!
1456
01:39:15,408 --> 01:39:18,161
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- No, it's a leisure boat, babe!
1457
01:39:18,244 --> 01:39:19,461
Just admit you overpaid.
1458
01:39:19,537 --> 01:39:20,709
Okay, okay, I overpaid!
1459
01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:22,415
We're never gonna catch them.
1460
01:39:22,498 --> 01:39:23,795
I should have sprung for the 40-footer.
1461
01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:28,968
I'm sorry, Kate. There's nothing I can do.
1462
01:39:42,894 --> 01:39:44,771
I love you, Kate!
1463
01:39:45,354 --> 01:39:48,153
I love you, too!
1464
01:39:59,410 --> 01:40:00,502
Whoa, what's he doing?
1465
01:40:03,581 --> 01:40:06,300
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa! That was amazing!
1466
01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:11,005
Man overboard!
1467
01:40:17,678 --> 01:40:19,931
- What? Kate!
- Mom!
1468
01:40:20,014 --> 01:40:21,140
- Mom!
- Kate.
1469
01:40:21,224 --> 01:40:22,350
I'm coming!
1470
01:40:23,184 --> 01:40:25,778
Mom! What are you doing?
1471
01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:28,606
What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy!
1472
01:40:28,689 --> 01:40:29,815
Get the dinghy, bro!
1473
01:40:31,275 --> 01:40:33,528
I never want to be
apart from you!
1474
01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:36,114
I'll never let you go again!
1475
01:40:40,034 --> 01:40:40,876
Leonardo!
1476
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:49,882
Never actually
been in this thing, bro.
1477
01:41:15,069 --> 01:41:17,322
Mom! What is he doing?
1478
01:41:18,281 --> 01:41:19,282
I don't know!
1479
01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,492
I'm negotiating!
1480
01:41:21,576 --> 01:41:23,374
Kate, get in here!
You're gonna drown. Come on!
1481
01:41:26,497 --> 01:41:27,464
Leo!
1482
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:40,269
{speaking NQfWegian]
1483
01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:01,373
Honey, are you coming?
1484
01:42:08,164 --> 01:42:10,633
This is not how I envisioned this moment.
1485
01:42:10,708 --> 01:42:12,301
I know. I know.
1486
01:42:12,627 --> 01:42:17,224
It's just that most people don't actually
have to choose between love and money.
1487
01:42:17,298 --> 01:42:18,390
It's not easy.
1488
01:42:37,985 --> 01:42:40,454
It's easy. I choose you.
1489
01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:43,158
Oye, Leo, you're giving up a lot, dude.
1490
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:45,618
No one would begrudge you
if you wanted to take a few minutes.
1491
01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:47,503
Bobby, would you stay out of this?
1492
01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:48,670
What? I'm just saying!
1493
01:42:48,746 --> 01:42:51,249
Love fades, okay? I mean, it's wonderful.
1494
01:42:51,332 --> 01:42:53,676
But some of the excitement
goes away. Now, money...
1495
01:42:53,751 --> 01:42:55,753
Bobby! Shut the hell up!
1496
01:42:55,961 --> 01:42:58,760
- You shut up, babe!
- Yeah! Shut the hell up!
1497
01:42:58,839 --> 01:43:00,091
Kate, listen.
1498
01:43:01,467 --> 01:43:03,686
My life was richer
when I was poor with you
1499
01:43:03,761 --> 01:43:05,604
than when I had all the money
in the world.
1500
01:43:08,849 --> 01:43:10,817
If I jump back in the water,
1501
01:43:10,893 --> 01:43:12,736
will you promise to kiss me this time?
1502
01:43:13,104 --> 01:43:14,356
Yes.
1503
01:43:30,996 --> 01:43:32,088
Go, Kate!
1504
01:43:33,290 --> 01:43:35,588
Ay.
1505
01:43:46,178 --> 01:43:47,646
Go, Mom!
1506
01:43:58,607 --> 01:44:00,075
Lunches are done!
1507
01:44:00,651 --> 01:44:02,403
Bobby's picking me up in five.
1508
01:44:02,486 --> 01:44:04,909
All right. You sure you can pick up
the girls from school today?
1509
01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:06,457
- Uh, yeah.
- I got it.
1510
01:44:06,532 --> 01:44:08,125
Emily, tell him I'm coming.
1511
01:44:08,492 --> 01:44:09,459
Yes.
1512
01:44:09,535 --> 01:44:11,253
Then I'll drop Olivia
at football practice,
1513
01:44:11,328 --> 01:44:12,420
but you have to pick her up.
1514
01:44:14,039 --> 01:44:15,962
- Colin?
- Hello again.
1515
01:44:16,584 --> 01:44:18,382
What on earth?
1516
01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:21,843
Hey, come here.
1517
01:44:22,965 --> 01:44:24,091
What are you doing here?
1518
01:44:24,175 --> 01:44:27,099
I was hoping you might be in the market
for a top-notch Scottish nanny
1519
01:44:27,178 --> 01:44:28,521
with excellent references.
1520
01:44:28,596 --> 01:44:30,143
Well, you know I'd love that,
1521
01:44:30,222 --> 01:44:32,190
but there's no way we can afford you.
1522
01:44:32,975 --> 01:44:34,352
Well, in fact you can, sir.
1523
01:44:35,102 --> 01:44:36,479
Sofia sent me back with the yacht.
1524
01:44:36,562 --> 01:44:37,734
She wanted to remind you
1525
01:44:37,813 --> 01:44:39,781
it was a birthday present
from your father.
1526
01:44:40,357 --> 01:44:43,281
The deed is in your name.
It's still yours.
1527
01:44:45,446 --> 01:44:47,414
Oh, my God.
1528
01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:49,367
You mean I can sell it?
1529
01:44:50,367 --> 01:44:51,960
It must be worth a fortune.
1530
01:44:52,244 --> 01:44:53,416
Over 6O million.
1531
01:44:57,666 --> 01:44:58,508
Pesos?
1532
01:44:59,418 --> 01:45:01,512
God, no, ma'am. Dollars.
1533
01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:04,222
Oh.
1534
01:45:19,563 --> 01:45:22,567
By the power invested in me
by the Royal Norwegian Navy,
1535
01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:25,744
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1536
01:45:32,284 --> 01:45:34,582
Go, Mom! Go, Mom!
1537
01:45:35,913 --> 01:45:37,130
Go, Dad!
1538
01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:18,748
Okay.
1539
01:46:18,831 --> 01:46:21,050
Before I toast the happy couple,
1540
01:46:21,125 --> 01:46:23,378
let me just dispel a few rumors
1541
01:46:23,460 --> 01:46:24,712
that have been floating around
1542
01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:26,092
about me being cheated on.
1543
01:46:26,881 --> 01:46:30,727
Never happened. Okay? Not once, not ever.
1544
01:46:30,801 --> 01:46:33,304
There's just so much I wanna say.
1545
01:46:34,388 --> 01:46:35,731
But I'm not a poet.
1546
01:46:36,599 --> 01:46:37,566
I don't have words.
1547
01:46:38,809 --> 01:46:39,856
I have music.
1548
01:46:51,071 --> 01:46:54,575
I'm so sorry I couldn't be
there to celebrate with you.
1549
01:46:54,658 --> 01:46:57,537
But, um, I'm here in the Philippines,
1550
01:46:57,620 --> 01:47:01,625
you know, spearheading the Montenegros'
Children's Education Initiative,
1551
01:47:01,707 --> 01:47:05,132
and, oh, I've been here helping these kids
1552
01:47:05,210 --> 01:47:09,681
have a happier, better life,
and they adore me.
1553
01:47:10,007 --> 01:47:11,975
- Right?
- No.
1554
01:47:12,051 --> 01:47:13,098
When we first met,
1555
01:47:13,177 --> 01:47:15,179
I was the catch. Okay?
1556
01:47:15,262 --> 01:47:17,264
I was the football player.
1557
01:47:17,348 --> 01:47:18,850
I was the quarterback, all right?
1558
01:47:18,933 --> 01:47:20,355
She didn't even make cheerleader.
1559
01:47:20,434 --> 01:47:22,027
She was on the spirit squad.
1560
01:47:22,102 --> 01:47:23,604
When I look at Leo...
1561
01:47:24,855 --> 01:47:26,232
When I look at Kate...
1562
01:47:29,151 --> 01:47:30,653
When I look at Leo and Kate...
1563
01:47:43,999 --> 01:47:46,718
Right now, I'm backstage
1564
01:47:46,794 --> 01:47:48,717
at the Golden Pond Retirement Home,
1565
01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:50,343
about five minutes from curtain.
1566
01:47:50,839 --> 01:47:53,217
I'm playing Hodel in Fiddler on the Roof.
1567
01:47:53,300 --> 01:47:55,644
And I thought now was a good time
to talk about allowance.
1568
01:48:02,559 --> 01:48:06,735
♪ Leo has the best spaghetti
I ever tasted a'
1569
01:48:06,814 --> 01:48:08,816
I have never in all my puff
been at a wedding
1570
01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:09,946
where there's been a free bar.
1571
01:48:10,025 --> 01:48:12,198
Usually, at the end, every
tries to settle up the bill.
1572
01:48:12,277 --> 01:48:13,403
And they're, "Oh, no, I dinna have that.
1573
01:48:13,487 --> 01:48:14,864
I only had beer, you."
1574
01:48:14,947 --> 01:48:16,039
There's always a at a wedding.
1575
01:48:17,908 --> 01:48:18,750
Leonardo.
1576
01:48:29,211 --> 01:48:31,805
Bobby has asked me
to read a prepared statement.
1577
01:48:33,799 --> 01:48:35,472
"I never cheated on my husband.
1578
01:48:35,801 --> 01:48:36,677
I never would.
1579
01:48:37,052 --> 01:48:38,554
No woman ever would."
1580
01:48:49,565 --> 01:48:51,317
- Mwah!
- Cheers.
1581
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:52,242
L'chaim!
1582
01:48:52,317 --> 01:48:53,660
Mmm. Ah!
1583
01:48:53,736 --> 01:48:55,204
Whoo!